Saturday, September 18, 2010

Not Good Pets...


Hey, kids!
Guess what?

Wild animals don't make good pets.

It's perfectly understandable if you didn't know. It's not like Christian the lion managed to destroy his owners' home before they released him. It's not like magicians are killed by their performing tigers, pet chimpanzees kill their owners, or wolves attack children.

No.

Never.

Exotic pets are never released into the wild, where they can destroy the ecosystem. No, overgrown pythons are not found in the Everglades and they don't eat the local wildlife, especially not alligators. Wild animals are never sent to pet shelters, where they can be euthanized immediately. No, wolfdogs are not put to death the moment they enter a rescue center.

No.

That's preposterous.

It never, ever, EVER happens. Ever.


It's perfectly, completely, entirely understandable if you thought a wild animal might be a good pet.

You're just perfectly, completely, entirely wrong.

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